I wouldn't use this one as a bedtime story.

Leaving a message for a friend of yours and mine on Bebo today i came across a this little gem...

Bebo

Caromy Corcoran
i once had a friend called niamh but rumour has it shes been abducted by aliens and they've used her spleen juice to run their space craft motors-shame! xxx

...and some of you thought i was a bit weird -jesus I could never have written anything as depraved as that. I have no idea what the love heart is about but the real question is... what's in the glass caromy? WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THAT GLASS!

db.