Paul Finan full stop.
At least we hope he can manage a full stop. Paul (courier code name: 'Orange Bastard') starts work as a bicycle messenger today.
As with his driving he is useless on a bike unless he is heavily intoxicated so he has picked up a blender and come up with a rather unorthodox eye-opener for consumption on his way to work: 10 pressed oranges, chickpeas, lentils, seaweed, 2 bottles of Buckfast, a gram of MDMA and a pair of shredded tweed pants. Apparently it's a similar brew to the one Floyd Landis was sucking on last year as he ascended the French Alps at an average speed of 72kmph. Breakfast of champions -and cheating kvnts.
As with his driving he is useless on a bike unless he is heavily intoxicated so he has picked up a blender and come up with a rather unorthodox eye-opener for consumption on his way to work: 10 pressed oranges, chickpeas, lentils, seaweed, 2 bottles of Buckfast, a gram of MDMA and a pair of shredded tweed pants. Apparently it's a similar brew to the one Floyd Landis was sucking on last year as he ascended the French Alps at an average speed of 72kmph. Breakfast of champions -and cheating kvnts.
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