An open letter to Eoin Murphy.

Sandymount,
Dublin 4.

04 October '07

Eoin Murphy,
Toronto,
Canada.

Dear Eoin,

What the fuck man!! I've said it before and I'll say it again... I am finished with this website and no amount of virtual bullying is going to change my mind. However, I do feel I need to comment on the lovely image you have so kindly decided to share with us.

The picture is a very disturbing glance at a side you have obviously hidden very well for years. While i don't think that this particular site was the appropriate place for you to expose your forbidden pleasure (something like www.imabitofapuff.com may have been a wiser choice) the fact is that you have and it does raise a number of questions, such as;

• where did you get that mask?
• is THAT how you roll in Toronto?
• when did you learn to read?
• when did you start wearing womens underwear?
• when was the last time you washed the underwear?

Lastly -and i really cant stress this point enough, If your girlfriend doesn't mind you wearing that mask to bed you've got much bigger problems than not having a blog to read.

OMG! like.... zing.

Your friend,

db.